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Q: What do you call a rave full of epileptics? A: A foam party.

my Winehouse bumps into Jeremy Clarkson and they start to chat.She says to him, "What do you do?"He replies, "Top Gear".She says "Fucking brilliant I'll have two grams"

Q: Why did the hens get thrown out from the boat rave?A: Because they was taking eggs to sea.

 
What has two teeth and six legs?.

Three guys at the m/done clinic!.

A bit close to the bone for me but I did laugh when I heard this one??.

Peace 

Bliss .....

 
"Just say No to drugs!" Well, if I'm already talking to my drugs ,  I probably already said "YES!"

 
I bought some shoes from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

 
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