OMG. I just spit tea all over myself laughing at this. You're too funny @DippityDoo. Poo flinging ass monkeys....Might as well put a fork in me now cuz I am D-O-N-E, done.
Nobunny warned me about required standards like "quality" and "relevance" and "timeliness" and "honesty" and "accuracy" and "objectivity" and "offering research citations with evidence-based conclusions" and "helpful" and "humble" and "patient" and "takes criticism well" and "behaves with slightly more grace than a shrieking poo-flinging assmonkey" and "plays nice with others" and shiat.
So, clearly this means NO llama for moi, NO Beyoncé for moi, NO cage fight winner Jason Momoa for moi and, worst of all...*sniffle*...IS NO FARKING CAKE!!
If anybody needs me, I'll be in All About Pouting thread
We don't just have access to vendor threads. To be honest, I think they make up a small minority of active threads on the site.
I want a pony!!!! And a cake!!! It was my birthday on Monday (haha one more post toward vip heaven and they haven't even noticed I'm writing crap well except it really was my birthday on Monday!) - sorry couldn't help it.I'm confused! And I'm sad! The VIP floor is SO tippy-top secret that they can't even say if there's cake or not!!
And what about the ponies? I heard that VIPs get a PONY! Rainbow-pooping sparkle ponies are all cool and whatnot, but what if I wanna llama instead? Llamas are way fluffy! Is there some top-secret $1,000 Llama Level sponsor required in addition to the 500 posts so's I can haz a llama instead of a sparkle pony?
Oh and I also heard that Beyoncé does the music for the coronation and crowning ceremony!
And then Tom Hardy and Jason Mamoa fight a cage match to win the affections of the new lady VIP!!
I was totally secretly promised and pinky-sworn that we get ALL that stuff at 500 posts.
TOTALLY promised all that.
Totally.
????I love the irony!! There's no rush! Relax! 500 posts doesn't automatically get you into VIP section anyway, not that its that big a deal really, I rarely read or post anything there myself, and anything resembling speed posting won't count towards the total either. It's far quicker donating to enter the locked sections. Even the highest sponsor level is buttons compared to how much most people spend on products over a year.The lowest sponsor level is a steal.
I have to admit that 80% of what most of us write on here is shit.
It's not really, we do have fun here too, and it's good to chat! I rarely order anything now, but it's great to have senior members sticking around, the advice and experience that can and is dished out is golden! For some time the VIP section was dead, bereft of senior members, who had mostly left for one reason or another, it's a real benefit to have a new "generation" of senior members, of which I include myself in! My post count is only so high due to mod duties, though there's a fair amount of nonsense......I have to admit that 80% of what most of us write on here is shit.
Keeps poor Admin, PTFC and 2earls busy though
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xenxra:
thanks for being a swell guy, you earned it
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tiquanunderwood:
Hope everyone is have a good weekend! This 5 apb is Right.
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CnC5:
Yes @xenxra knows what hes talking about when it comes to crypto hes made predictions with crypto and the came true dude knows his shit 100%
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xenxra:
technically i'm aiming for $128k as a more precise near term target but 120k is cool too 🙃
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Dr-Octagon:
Happy Fridays DBG!
BTC seems to be climbing as well and your prediction of $120k seems spot on
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xenxra:
@timyboy prob not gonna stall out til $3400
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CalFresh:
@hotdog45 & @Mokachin0 I am humbled by your kindness. thank you both so much for your generosity. This place is truly amazing.
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xenxra:
@oh be g i have a 10 year track record, @CnC5 can vouch for me. intuition plus experience but don't hold me to it for 100% certainty.