What Do You Do For Living

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Damn, you're a busy man Uncle V! And here I thought I was a bit over-extended, what with the inter-galactic contraband smuggling with that unappreciate fucker Han Solo, trying to liberate the universe from Slammer's oppression and death ray threats, AND trying to find time to chase silk panties about the galaxy. I better step it up!

 
Damn, you're a busy man Uncle V! And here I thought I was a bit over-extended, what with the inter-galactic contraband smuggling with that unappreciate fucker Han Solo, trying to liberate the universe from Slammer's oppression and death ray threats, AND trying to find time to chase silk panties about the galaxy. I better step it up!
I wear many hats, a filthy Wookie couldn't even hope to keep up with the many schemes and grifts I've got going...

 
Exactly,
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You guys did not know??? I thought I made it clear that I broke up that happy marriage a long time ago. Khalifa cant post a pic of his wife at all now if he wanted to because, I made him throw them away like a jealous girlfriend. However, if this should get serious between us, we might post some pics of us or maybe even a web-cam video. Pretty sure people would need a bucket to view that one.
 
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You guys did not know??? I thought I made it clear that I broke up that happy marriage a long time ago. Khalifa cant post a pic of his wife at all now if he wanted to because, I made him throw them away like a jealous girlfriend. However, if this should get serious between us, we might post some pics of us or maybe even a web-cam video. Pretty sure people would need a bucket to view that one.
Then post pics of yourself, Troubadour; both pre and post-op.

 
I wear many hats, a filthy Wookie couldn't even hope to keep up with the many schemes and grifts I've got going...
Let me guess.

Does the one now involve wearing a oversized round rubber nose and possibley an apple jammed in your big mouth?

Slammer

 
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Here was one of my better days!

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How much for a Cleveland Steamer?

Let me guess.

Does the one now involve wearing a oversized round rubber nose and possibley an apple jammed in your big mouth?

Slammer
No, I'm just really kicking the bunker sales pitch into overdrive. The Government is DEFINITELY out to kill us patriots, so we're arming and prepping to the teeth!

 
@Vitalis, so you're not only a clown, but you're also a gimp.

Nice.

Step Nephew Slammer

 
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@Vitalis, so you're not only a clown, but you're also a gimp.

Nice.

Step Nephew Slammer
I'm missing something here, how am I a gimp? I'm perfectly healthy and full of vital, patriotic energy!

Buy a bunker from me and get a free Bible, that's American as apple pie and I'll not stand for you sullying my good works!

 
The whole apple stuffed in your mouth, Uncle V, is clearly an indicator you're also a gimp.

Ugly site, indeed.

Slammer

 
The whole apple stuffed in your mouth, Uncle V, is clearly an indicator you're also a gimp.

Ugly site, indeed.

Slammer
Now you're resorting to nonsensical arguments due to my recent pwning of you regarding SSRIs. You've no validity and zero credibility good sir.

Well, that's not entirely correct, your TRUE post count of 1,000,000,000 grants you a modicum of credibility, but not enough to nullify the serious pwning I gave you with those peer-reviewed anti-SSRI links...

 
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@Vitalis says " those peer-reviewed anti-SSRI links..."

Peer-reviewed, eh!

Who, by the other clueless, blinded, conspiracy ridden, and mentally challenged hicks living in that notorious trailer park slum on the banks of the Mississippi River?

 
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@Vitalis says " those peer-reviewed anti-SSRI links..."

Peer-reviewed, eh!

Who, by the other clueless, blinded, conspiracy ridden, and mentally challenged hicks living in that notorious trailer park slum on the banks of the Mississippi River?
Nope, by the FDA. I personally don't trust those 'gubment types, but I thought you'd accept their word as gospel, being a mindless, Government-worshiping drone...

 
I do like "drones". In fact I have one flying your way right now.

Time to get out your above ground plastic bunker, Uncle V.

Rip

Sincerely,

Slammer

 
I do like "drones". In fact I have one flying your way right now.

Time to get out your above ground plastic bunker, Uncle V.

Rip

Sincerely,

Slammer
I'm fully stocked with anti-drone weaponry, I've taken down two dozen of the vile machines in the last year.

 
I'm fully stocked with anti-drone weaponry, I've taken down two dozen of the vile machines in the last year.
These drones of mine are stealth, so good luck with your arsenal of squirt guns, boomerangs, and elastic bands.

Thread wrecker alert!

Enough of you.

Slammer

 
These drones of mine are stealth, so good luck with your arsenal of squirt guns, boomerangs, and elastic bands.

Thread wrecker alert!

Enough of you.

Slammer
Why are you anti-American Communists always filled with such jealousy? Do you hate us because we're free?

It's not working, Kim Jong-un, we're all hip to your propaganda!

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I work with dogs full time, and part time at a resturant... the first I love, the latter I despise.

 
I work with dogs full time, and part time at a resturant... the first I love, the latter I despise.
Being in corporate finance and investment banking, I work with dogs as well, although I imagine we're talking about different breeds!

 
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