Describe Your Sex Life With A Video Game Title

I am glad you added that as I was gonna say that would be one awkward clam ride with out the viagra 

 
You guys are too funny , yes I'm a magician with the Simms, I can create kids, families, theme parks, can you do that all without roofies! I know you're jealous! Honestly my son plays it I find it so boring, and the sex is blanked out they need an x rated version of it, definitely would be more interesting! Damn I could just imagine the kinky shit they would do! Animals also, I'd do it all, maybe I need to create my own Simms related x rated game! Anyway Dave at breakfast, I'm so jealous I wish I could have breakfast in bed like that, no not doing it, but for me!

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Heavenlee said:
You guys are too funny , yes I'm a magician with the Simms, I can create kids, families, theme parks, can you do that all without roofies!

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Maybe not theme parks but the rest for sure lol

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Yer sorry heavenlee I can only do it WITH roofies but yer wouldn't know where to start without roofies...



Xegh

 
Xegh said:
Yer we all know your clam lives in a haven of shaven. haha. Yes we should remember there are different types of clams out there some fishier than others hairier, bigger and slippery than others. What ever clam you have it is beautiful in its own clam way nothing better than a clam burger to finish a friday night off.
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There are many types and they all poses their own unique qualities.  We shouldn't leave out the majestic Waxed Clam.  Hurts like a mother but beauty is pain!

 
You guys make my day, my husband and I were literally in tears reading xegh, Dave, bdl, you're freaking hilarious. My husband said are you sure you're on a drug board, lol!

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Heavenlee said:
You guys make my day, my husband and I were literally in tears reading xegh, Dave, bdl, you're freaking hilarious. My husband said are you sure you're on a drug board, lol!

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Only people on drugs would openly have these convos lol ðŸ˜

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If i get to moderator status and it doesn't say clam moderator i will be so upset

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bdl said:
If i get to moderator status and it doesn't say clam moderator i will be so upset

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That title kinda makes you sounds like a bouncer in a strip club  /default_unsure.png

 
black77cat said:
That title kinda makes you sounds like a bouncer in a strip club /default_unsure.png
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Aww I'm sorry if I come across weird or sick. It's not meant. I'm Scottish so our sense of humour can be dark or cutting at times. Everything i say is in jest. I'm happy in a relationship and am a dedicated father so please don't think less of me

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I know most of you well and mean no disrespect to women, most of you have been there for the worst time of my life, I know all is done in fun, I find it amusing because I know most members closely, but like bdl said, what else do you expect from a drug board? We're all on drugs, with very dark strange behavior that's what makes us so cool and unique, damn now I'm sounding like the old crew, strike the last part and retract!

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Heavenlee said:
I know most of you well and mean no disrespect to women, most of you have been there for the worst time of my life, I know all is done in fun, I find it amusing because I know most members closely, but like bdl said, what else do you expect from a drug board? We're all on drugs, with very dark strange behavior that's what makes us so cool and unique, damn now I'm sounding like the old crew, strike the last part and retract!

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Hey I totally resemble those remarks! No disrespect ladies so feel free to get even at anytime!

 
Ok Dave were close enough, give me sometime and I'll get you!

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bdl said:
Aww I'm sorry if I come across weird or sick. It's not meant. I'm Scottish so our sense of humour can be dark or cutting at times. Everything i say is in jest. I'm happy in a relationship and am a dedicated father so please don't think less of me

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I don't think any less of you bdl /default_smile.png  I'm a dedicated parent too and i also meant it in a friendly joking way,  no worries mate!  I love your sense of humor

 
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