If I Were To Peak Into Your Purse, What Would I Find?

I don't often carry it, preferring to put cash, cards and DL in my pocket, so I had to look. Wallet, flashlight, screwdriver, something that goes bang, misc papers and receipts, and...whoopee...a little green treat in the zipped pocket that I forgot or overlooked. Happy Friday to me. 



 
My wallet, takeout menus and about 2 dozen old grocery store receipts that I really need to throw in the garbage LOL

 
Yes, I put what I need in my wallet, anything of value (small) in my pocket and all the rest of the crap lol  in the center console arm rest in the car... I am always a shout out from that if I really need something,   Houston is probably one of the biggest modern cities in the world without a subway system....everyone drives here..

 
At the minute, an emergency 2mg rivotril?! My job is fucking full on :-/... And it's more my jacket pocket than a purse...

When I'm not playing that is, then a whole plethora of pills are stealthily stashed in my guitar case ; ).. 

~P~

 
My Meds, my drivers license, NARS face powder blush orgasim NARS and mac lipgloss. I phome ectra battery, try to stay out of trouble now!

 
Absolutely effing zilch, apart from a nice big tear in the material - which is supposed to separate the parts where the money goes.

Oh, and a library card, plus a debit card with no money on it.

 
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In my big Louis Vuitton designer purse i always carry a pair of women's dirty underwear, condoms, large sized obviously, a Hitachi Magic Wand, a small Flower pot (don't ask), and a gerbil (chihuahua's are so 2006).

 
In my man bag u will rind a kinder egg full of diff benzos mainly xanax, dog poop bags just in case, my epipen cos of allergies. an inhaler. Some mini hand sanitiser an a pair of gloves oh an prop a bud of green 

 
dotcomkotr said:
In my man bag u will rind a kinder egg full of diff benzos mainly xanax, dog poop bags just in case, my epipen cos of allergies. an inhaler. Some mini hand sanitiser an a pair of gloves oh an prop a bud of green 
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A kinder egg? Now that's a clever storage facility!  

 
PTFC said:
A kinder egg? Now that's a clever storage facility!  
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yeh i usually pop a strip of cellotape or sticker round it just in case but they dont ever pop open. used them for years. its how things are taken into prisons over here also. so depending on how much is in that egg u can hide it quick as long as ur in for short sharp shock hahha, 

 
dotcomkotr said:
In my man bag u will rind a kinder egg full of diff benzos mainly xanax, dog poop bags just in case, my epipen cos of allergies. an inhaler. Some mini hand sanitiser an a pair of gloves oh an prop a bud of green 
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I like it! I'm in the UK too, but I never knew folk used them to sneak stuff into prison, but makes perfect sense! Handy holder also. 

 
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