If I Were To Peak Into Your Purse, What Would I Find?

Mizzy

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Ladies, and gents if you carry a purse, what would we find in your purse RIGHT NOW with no warning??LOL

In mine you would find, several electric ciggies, emergency meds, Kleenex tissue, Goldfish crackers, desitin, a spare pacifier in a ziplock, some makeup, a "with all good intentions" to-do list, poneytail holders, some real ciggies and a couple of lighters, MAYBE my cell phone (never know where it is!!LOL), a couple of toys like my son's cell phone (THAT we can always find), a wallet with little cash and lots of insurance cards and id, pics of loved ones still around and those already gone (may they rest in peace), sippy cup,  Zepherhills sports pack bottle of water (with the flippy lid), a variety of snacks that would shame any airline, keys some I use regularly and some I SWEAR I have probably had since high school, collection of pens, Listerine breath strips, body splash (Bath and Body works baby bottle).

Now, YOU GO!!!

 
Damn Miz you carry a freaking grocery shop in your purse! Wish I had something interesting, just my wallet, a few legal prescriptions, and lip gloss, pretty boring compared to crothless panties and a partridge and a pear tree and yours!

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Ladies, and gents if you carry a purse, what would we find in your purse RIGHT NOW with no warning??LOL

In mine you would find, several electric ciggies, emergency meds, Kleenex tissue, Goldfish crackers, desitin, a spare pacifier in a ziplock, some makeup, a "with all good intentions" to-do list, poneytail holders, some real ciggies and a couple of lighters, MAYBE my cell phone (never know where it is!!LOL), a couple of toys like my son's cell phone (THAT we can always find), a wallet with little cash and lots of insurance cards and id, pics of loved ones still around and those already gone (may they rest in peace), sippy cup,  Zepherhills sports pack bottle of water (with the flippy lid), a variety of snacks that would shame any airline, keys some I use regularly and some I SWEAR I have probably had since high school, collection of pens, Listerine breath strips, body splash (Bath and Body works baby bottle).

Now, YOU GO!!!
Does that "purse" come with wheels?

 
Amen I can't beat that one

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This might explain some of the lady's having back pain? /default_huh.png

 
Receipts, wallet, wall charger, powder compacts, a minimergency kit, tampons, gum, glosses, passport, nail polish remover, eye shadow, eyeliner, 4 cheek stains, pens, and a bunch of other stuff I'm probably forgetting

 
I MISS you SOOOO much MSD!!!!!   HUGS HONEYBUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 
MLC - I try to keep my purse extremely minimalistic.  If I can get away with my id, debit card, phone and key(s) in my pockets, I'm even happier  /default_cool.png

Now, just a few short years ago a nice collection of matchbox cars, mini flashlights, small snackbags and the like had permanent locations in mine.

And finally, quite a few years ago, there were times when mine might have much more resembled Reddwarf's...but that's really a topic for discussion elsewhere, LOL!

 
HAHAHAHAH....yes my purse tends to look like hers but hey, I got a kid and I always have to be prepared for emergencies!!! /default_sad.png

 
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On a BAD day u might even find a dirty diaper in there ROFLOL!!!

 
I tried to call you this morning. You must be ignoring my calls. I loooove youuuu!
You did not!!!  Bugaboo woke up at 3 with a tummy ache and bad dream so I tended to him and then was up until 6...THEN I fell asleep until noonish.

Call me RIGHT NOW lady!!!!

 
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