What Is The Best Part Of Being A Woman? Being A Man?

Being that I'm 98 people expect me to just rip @$$ everywhere its convenient.

 
MedicatedMike said:
I'm envious of the multiple orgasms, wish I could do that. I'm basically in a catatonic state for 20 min after gratification /default_mellow.gif
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It seems one of life's injustices...

Men get to enjoy a lick of ice cream and then they melt.  

Ladies can enjoy as much ice cream as they are capable of consuming...melt, recover and come back for more.  

It's a damn shame.

Loved by many, wanted by plenty...It matters not what you do, a desire reached by only a few

B

 
kittykat said:
Practice make perfect....Have you seen some of the ladies rooms?
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No? I think people might start to scream if I took a peek /default_ohmy.png But I bet they are nicer than the barnyard they call the mens room.

 
DorothyZbornak said:
Those some of us do nearly every day (this Golden Girl likes have smooth legs) - especially in the summertime...we have to keep those tan leggies looking nice. Ugh...and we have a lot more area to cover, legs vs. face. /default_wink.png
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Totally agree....Waxing works for 3 months it is worh the money....

KK

 
jmorgan said:
No? I think people might start to scream if I took a peek /default_ohmy.png But I bet they are nicer than the barnyard they call the mens room.
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Actually mens rooms are cleaner...women are slobs sometimes....

 
jmorgan said:
Really!? I would have thought they would have been pretty clean and many more creature features than the mens room.
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Women turn into animals in public restrooms. It requires a hazmat suit to enter some of them. I'll just hold it til I get home, thanks.

 
Maybesomeday said:
Women turn into animals in public restrooms. It requires a hazmat suit to enter some of them. I'll just hold it til I get home, thanks.
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That has changed my whole outlook on the female race and explains why my better half will do the potty dance and wait instead of using the public restroom.

 
I just can't get my head around "woman turn into animals" in the restroom.  From what I have seen (only when door opens and I happen to be standing there) they are usually pretty cordial and seem or have that look like, "wish your restroom was as clean an ours."  I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight with this new found intel.

 
jmorgan said:
I just can't get my head around "woman turn into animals" in the restroom. From what I have seen (only when door opens and I happen to be standing there) they are usually pretty cordial and seem or have that look like, "wish your restroom was as clean an ours." I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight with this new found intel.
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Hahaha. Too funny.

 
I wandered into the bathroom in the girls part of the house where one of sons was living, and was sure I would need a shot afterwards; underwear & makeup & tissue everywhere.  After I took a leak & escaped, one of the little sirens told me I left the seat up...   /default_dry.png  /default_angry.png

 
I'm thinking some woman are scared to sit directly on the seat so they squat over it, but then realize they don't have the strength to hold themselves there and they wobble and such and pee ends up on the floor.  Then they get pissed about it and don't flush the toilet because that will show them!

 
holymoly said:
I'm thinking some woman are scared to sit directly on the seat so they squat over it, but then realize they don't have the strength to hold themselves there and they wobble and such and pee ends up on the floor. Then they get pissed about it and don't flush the toilet because that will show them!
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Did this just happen with you? ;)
 
holymoly said:
I'm thinking some woman are scared to sit directly on the seat so they squat over it, but then realize they don't have the strength to hold themselves there and they wobble and such and pee ends up on the floor.  Then they get pissed about it and don't flush the toilet because that will show them!
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Geez, your kidding me.  You guys are blowing up my whole impression of how I thought things were in there.  I always thought if I had a choice I would use the woman room, but now hell no. 

 
No, I don't do that.  I just throw caution to the wind and sit on it.

 
I had to walk out of a public chicks restroom at a local tarjay just recently, it was so nasty.  Alot of people are nasty and have no respectI almost puked just walking in, so I thought it would be best to just book out quick.  Toilet seat covers are nice and if I dare use a public restroom, it at least makes me feel not so gross just wondering who was in that stall before /default_biggrin.png

 
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