What Is The Best Part Of Being A Woman? Being A Man?

Boobs:  Glad men don't (some of us) have them.  It seems like a pain in the arss having to get sports bra, regular bra, strapless just to harness them up.  One less expense to live comfortably.

 
A little off topic but didn't Billy Carter(Jimmy's brother) take a wiz behind the White House?

 
I'm envious of the multiple orgasms, wish I could do that. I'm basically in a catatonic state for 20 min after gratification /default_mellow.gif

 
Pitching. as opposed to catching.   /default_ph34r.png  /default_cool.png maybe it's just me.

 
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Well another advantage of being a woman is that you don't have to shave everyday.

 
Well another advantage of being a woman is that you don't have to shave everyday.
That DEPENDS on what you're up to...On vacation to sunny climes, I don't have to, but she do.

There's just no way to clean that up, is there?  Oh daddy.

 
Shit I don't shave everyday. And try to at least leave a shadow when I do. A full close shave puts me at looking like I'm 18-20 years old :lol:

 
Shit I don't shave everyday. And try to at least leave a shadow when I do. A full close shave puts me at looking like I'm 18-20 years old /default_laugh.png
See! More proof that shaving your face will keep you looking young!

Shaving legs/underarms is the worst. Good thing I'm a hippie who doesn't believe in all that. Pass the patchouli please. ;)

 
Well another advantage of being a woman is that you don't have to shave everyday.
Those some of us do nearly every day (this Golden Girl likes have smooth legs) - especially in the summertime...we have to keep those tan leggies looking nice. Ugh...and we have a lot more area to cover, legs vs. face. ;)

 
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Reddwarf, when I was little I really wanted a penis.  I was jealous of my big brother and very impressed that he could squirt like a fire hose.

Now I am quite content with my vagina. 

 
Reddwarf, when I was little I really wanted a penis.  I was jealous of my big brother and very impressed that he could squirt like a fire hose.

Now I am quite content with my vagina. 
To my amazement I have seen some gals pee like they had a penis.

 
I think men have it made. We can rip a$$ whenever needed. Women tend to hide/hold it in until all is clear. It has to be painful.

 
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  1. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood so dissapointing man led whole game and then can’t get some first downs to kill some clock and a stupid roughing penalty puts them in easy fg territory…oh well gotta move on I guess gonna have to sweep the bucs there’s other ways in but that’s the most straightforward
  2. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain Looking great at halftime. Hope you're having a good tme.
  3. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain Finally a solid week for us! Hoping you the same in 20 minutes!
  4. L @ Layne_Cobain: Awww man forgot my niece has her travel basketball game in my town at 430 promised her I’d go guess I’ll be watching big chunk of the game on my phone lol
  5. L @ Layne_Cobain: Haha forgot all about weeden…speaking of old let’s GO OLE MAN RIVERS!!! Go ravens too!!!
  6. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: ROOTING FOR YOUR CATS LAYNE COBAIN. FUCK SHOUGH (i actually kinda like him lol hes old like brandon weeden was)
  7. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: LETS GO BABY!
  8. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood and @drdrizzy13 and all others enjoy football Sunday let’s goooo
  9. Y @ Yaugae5121: Can’t believe Ohio banned 7oh. What a joke 👎👎
  10. D @ dopiedan: mushroom
  11. E @ EldritchMusic: american dream
  12. L @ Layne_Cobain: @drdrizzy13 that’s exactly how my buddy whose a saints fan feels he was hellah pissed after you guys won last Sunday lol
  13. D @ drdrizzy13: Coming from a Saints fan I want us to tank. No reason to win.
  14. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain Rooting for the Panthers!
  15. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood i know bro the East is gonna be a sluggest…falcons winning makes it now so panthers beat NOLA and take one of two from the bucs we run the south man im so Fkn excited but also hesitant better not pull no bs against the saints Sunday
  16. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne&Cobain I'm thrilled about that signing for the O'S! AL East is gonna be brutal this year.
  17. D @ drdrizzy13: @Bloodraven666 you aren't supposed to post things like this in the shoutbox. Post it somewhere on the forum. It's probably already been answered.
  18. Ketmaster @ Ketmaster: Hey dumbass, read the rules
  19. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood lmao I know bro but for real let’s go falcons tonite!!! Help us cats out…how about your orioles getting Pete that’s Fkn huge can’t believe Mets gave him up without even a fight
  20. D @ drdrizzy13: He's got Antonio Cromartie beat! Shit there's a bunch of rumors of Anthony Edwards having like 20 kids.
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