What Is The Best Part Of Being A Woman? Being A Man?

Boobs:  Glad men don't (some of us) have them.  It seems like a pain in the arss having to get sports bra, regular bra, strapless just to harness them up.  One less expense to live comfortably.

 
A little off topic but didn't Billy Carter(Jimmy's brother) take a wiz behind the White House?

 
I'm envious of the multiple orgasms, wish I could do that. I'm basically in a catatonic state for 20 min after gratification /default_mellow.gif

 
Pitching. as opposed to catching.   /default_ph34r.png  /default_cool.png maybe it's just me.

 
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Well another advantage of being a woman is that you don't have to shave everyday.

 
Well another advantage of being a woman is that you don't have to shave everyday.
That DEPENDS on what you're up to...On vacation to sunny climes, I don't have to, but she do.

There's just no way to clean that up, is there?  Oh daddy.

 
Shit I don't shave everyday. And try to at least leave a shadow when I do. A full close shave puts me at looking like I'm 18-20 years old :lol:

 
Shit I don't shave everyday. And try to at least leave a shadow when I do. A full close shave puts me at looking like I'm 18-20 years old /default_laugh.png
See! More proof that shaving your face will keep you looking young!

Shaving legs/underarms is the worst. Good thing I'm a hippie who doesn't believe in all that. Pass the patchouli please. ;)

 
Well another advantage of being a woman is that you don't have to shave everyday.
Those some of us do nearly every day (this Golden Girl likes have smooth legs) - especially in the summertime...we have to keep those tan leggies looking nice. Ugh...and we have a lot more area to cover, legs vs. face. ;)

 
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Reddwarf, when I was little I really wanted a penis.  I was jealous of my big brother and very impressed that he could squirt like a fire hose.

Now I am quite content with my vagina. 

 
Reddwarf, when I was little I really wanted a penis.  I was jealous of my big brother and very impressed that he could squirt like a fire hose.

Now I am quite content with my vagina. 
To my amazement I have seen some gals pee like they had a penis.

 
I think men have it made. We can rip a$$ whenever needed. Women tend to hide/hold it in until all is clear. It has to be painful.

 
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  3. L @ Layne_Cobain: “This is enough.” Lmao truer words never been spoken dude one expensive “bad” habit is more than enuff!! Bears looking good so far let’s see what JJ’s got here
  4. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Bears putting it on them. See what Brian Flores does.
  5. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Let's see what Ben Johnson can do for Caleb
  6. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: I play fantasy
  7. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Nah. Never got into that. This is enough.
  8. L @ Layne_Cobain: Do you bet? I used to but had to give it up (thankfully) altho start of the football season always makes me itch hahah plus all the g-damn nonstop DraftKings fanduel commercials watching sports 😤
  9. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: O'Connell is a hell of a coach
  10. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: I'm so excited to see how McCarthy looks!
  11. L @ Layne_Cobain: Yessir MNF!! Lesgoo excited to see what McCarthy can do and see if Williams is ready to break out or not Ben Johnson was def a great hire for Chicago…still crazy to me how Vikings did darnold after literally 2 bad games lol week 18 and first round
  12. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Wwatching the game tonight?
  13. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: thats the ravens way
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  15. L @ Layne_Cobain: Henry is a beast dude ages like fine wine bills got super lucky not just the fumble but that tipped/def elected pass right to Hopkins or whoever I forget…balty prolly should’ve went for it up 2 4th down but hindsight 2020
  16. L @ Layne_Cobain: Yeah man I rly don’t think what Bryce did down the stretch against top teams like Philly n kc exc was a fluke but one game or not I’ll admit I’m worried about him
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  20. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Yeah dude. It's just one game.
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