What Is The Best Part Of Being A Woman? Being A Man?

Boobs:  Glad men don't (some of us) have them.  It seems like a pain in the arss having to get sports bra, regular bra, strapless just to harness them up.  One less expense to live comfortably.

 
A little off topic but didn't Billy Carter(Jimmy's brother) take a wiz behind the White House?

 
I'm envious of the multiple orgasms, wish I could do that. I'm basically in a catatonic state for 20 min after gratification /default_mellow.gif

 
Pitching. as opposed to catching.   /default_ph34r.png  /default_cool.png maybe it's just me.

 
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Well another advantage of being a woman is that you don't have to shave everyday.

 
Well another advantage of being a woman is that you don't have to shave everyday.
That DEPENDS on what you're up to...On vacation to sunny climes, I don't have to, but she do.

There's just no way to clean that up, is there?  Oh daddy.

 
Shit I don't shave everyday. And try to at least leave a shadow when I do. A full close shave puts me at looking like I'm 18-20 years old :lol:

 
Shit I don't shave everyday. And try to at least leave a shadow when I do. A full close shave puts me at looking like I'm 18-20 years old /default_laugh.png
See! More proof that shaving your face will keep you looking young!

Shaving legs/underarms is the worst. Good thing I'm a hippie who doesn't believe in all that. Pass the patchouli please. ;)

 
Well another advantage of being a woman is that you don't have to shave everyday.
Those some of us do nearly every day (this Golden Girl likes have smooth legs) - especially in the summertime...we have to keep those tan leggies looking nice. Ugh...and we have a lot more area to cover, legs vs. face. ;)

 
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Reddwarf, when I was little I really wanted a penis.  I was jealous of my big brother and very impressed that he could squirt like a fire hose.

Now I am quite content with my vagina. 

 
Reddwarf, when I was little I really wanted a penis.  I was jealous of my big brother and very impressed that he could squirt like a fire hose.

Now I am quite content with my vagina. 
To my amazement I have seen some gals pee like they had a penis.

 
I think men have it made. We can rip a$$ whenever needed. Women tend to hide/hold it in until all is clear. It has to be painful.

 
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