What Is The Best Part Of Being A Woman? Being A Man?

Boobs:  Glad men don't (some of us) have them.  It seems like a pain in the arss having to get sports bra, regular bra, strapless just to harness them up.  One less expense to live comfortably.

 
A little off topic but didn't Billy Carter(Jimmy's brother) take a wiz behind the White House?

 
I'm envious of the multiple orgasms, wish I could do that. I'm basically in a catatonic state for 20 min after gratification /default_mellow.gif

 
Pitching. as opposed to catching.   /default_ph34r.png  /default_cool.png maybe it's just me.

 
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Well another advantage of being a woman is that you don't have to shave everyday.

 
Well another advantage of being a woman is that you don't have to shave everyday.
That DEPENDS on what you're up to...On vacation to sunny climes, I don't have to, but she do.

There's just no way to clean that up, is there?  Oh daddy.

 
Shit I don't shave everyday. And try to at least leave a shadow when I do. A full close shave puts me at looking like I'm 18-20 years old :lol:

 
Shit I don't shave everyday. And try to at least leave a shadow when I do. A full close shave puts me at looking like I'm 18-20 years old /default_laugh.png
See! More proof that shaving your face will keep you looking young!

Shaving legs/underarms is the worst. Good thing I'm a hippie who doesn't believe in all that. Pass the patchouli please. ;)

 
Well another advantage of being a woman is that you don't have to shave everyday.
Those some of us do nearly every day (this Golden Girl likes have smooth legs) - especially in the summertime...we have to keep those tan leggies looking nice. Ugh...and we have a lot more area to cover, legs vs. face. ;)

 
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Reddwarf, when I was little I really wanted a penis.  I was jealous of my big brother and very impressed that he could squirt like a fire hose.

Now I am quite content with my vagina. 

 
Reddwarf, when I was little I really wanted a penis.  I was jealous of my big brother and very impressed that he could squirt like a fire hose.

Now I am quite content with my vagina. 
To my amazement I have seen some gals pee like they had a penis.

 
I think men have it made. We can rip a$$ whenever needed. Women tend to hide/hold it in until all is clear. It has to be painful.

 
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  1. M @ MCAJB6122: yeah that nola list hurt bad. I mean its gonna cone to the 2 upcoming h2h. Anything can happen but I have to say I think Tampa will pull it out
  2. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood just don’t root for them when we play them next week 😉 lol good games tonight bro well at least the bears packers game should b a good one. Man im worried about Carolina bro we shit the bed losing to Nola last week now we gotta sweep Tampa idk man
  3. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain so glad I stayed up for that game. I'm sort of rooting for the Seahawks because as you know they stole Mike MacDonald from us :(, but they're awesome
  4. L @ Layne_Cobain: Right bro that 2 pt conversion Fkn wild
  5. M @ MCAJB6122: that game on thursday was crazy. one of the craziest I’ve seen
  6. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood @drdrizzy13 crazy Fkn game last night hawks and rams 🤯 ready for bama Oklahoma baby lesgooo also got the Jake Paul Joshua fight at 8
  7. L @ Layne_Cobain: Good game tonight
  8. G @ globby: @drdrizzy13 I think the steelers docs are gonna keep him happy ;)
  9. R @ Royboy99: .
  10. aarons @ aarons: Tuned in on the sports channel :D
  11. D @ drdrizzy13: Probably worse that Brett Favre.
  12. D @ drdrizzy13: lmao @globby he sure did and he looked perked up too lmao.
  13. G @ globby: Perc Rodgers showed up last night baby!
  14. D @ drdrizzy13: I liked Bryce Young at Bama but he just looks so small in the NFL lol.
  15. D @ drdrizzy13: He is actually surprising me. I was pissed when they drafted him. Shaueder threw for 360+ yds and 4 tds I was reading. I was kind of wanting Sanders but it's probably a mess that comes with it.
  16. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood it’s alright bro we’ll sink then mothah lovin buccaneers …hopefully lol
  17. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Yeah, Shough can move too. It was an entertaining game. Sorry about your loss :(
  18. L @ Layne_Cobain: He did @drdrizzy13 my boy is so pissed like you he wants them to tank for the draft
  19. D @ drdrizzy13: @Layne_Cobain Not gonna lie I was hating on Tyler Shough for a minute but he made some damn nice throws against the Panthers!
  20. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood so dissapointing man led whole game and then can’t get some first downs to kill some clock and a stupid roughing penalty puts them in easy fg territory…oh well gotta move on I guess gonna have to sweep the bucs there’s other ways in but that’s the most straightforward
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