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I just threw up a little. 

That was a nice one xegh!!! 

Seriously doe,  are there chicks that don't do head?  really?  heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh  no.  I mean seriously. 

No really.

 
I've personally never met any myself but rumor has that yeah somewhere out there are a few chicks who don't dig milkshakes!

 
@77.... WELL IF YA READ MY PROFILE U'D NO MY AGE&B-DAY MAMI.SO WHAT CHA GONNA GET DIS STARBOYBABY... /default_tongue.png U GOT TILL DA END OF DA MONTH MAMI!!! BUT WAIT U DNT EVEN KNW WHAT I WANT....DO U? HHM.....ANY IDIEAS GIRL U COULD ASK MY SIS.HEVEANLEE? WELL 4 DA TIME B'N I THIK U CAN PULL SOMETHIG OFF ON THE FLY 4 THIS "BOY"! AN MAKE IT GOOD"77"SEE IVE SEEN IT ALL.OVERSEAS&ISLAND'S 

STATESIDE AN FROM COAST 2 COAST....IMO SOMETIMES ITS JUST THE LITTLE STUFF IF YA GET WHAT I MEAN AN I HOPE U DO....G-LUCK-G

YOUR FRIEND ALLWAYS

STARBOYBABY..... /default_cool.png

 
@CATINHAT...UMM YA THIER PLENTY OUT THERE THAT DNT DO HEAD.A GIRL THAT I WAS SEE'N OF&ON HAD MAJOR ISSUES WIT IT.SHE WAS ADOPTED AN SHE WOULD TELL ME THAT HE WOULD TOUCH HER.I WAS PISSED AND WANTED T SAY SOMTHING BUT I JUST RESPECED HER WISHES AN SHARE'N WIT ME THE ABUSE! SOO SAD BUT IN OUR RELATIONSHIP MAINLY OUR SEX LIFE THERE WAS NO TONGUE 2 BE USDED BY ME IN KISSING/ORAL AND SHE DOES NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS.THE WEIRDEST THING WAS SHE LIKED IT WHEN I WOULD TIE HER UP AN BLIND FOLDED HER...KINKY /default_blink.png I PRETTY MUCH RELIZED IT WAS FROM ALL THE TRAUMA IN HER PASS,SO I PRETTY MUCH RESPECTED HER DO'S/DONT'S AND WE STILL HAD A LOVE'N RELATIONSHIP 4 3YRS OFF/ON.WHAT A CUTEI SHE WAS ALOT YOUNGER THAN ME SO SHE HADENT FULLY MATURED YET...ALWELL RGT? NOW RIGHT AFTER HER WAS THERESSA MAN SHE WAS ALOT OLDER AND A FREAK!!!SHED LET ME HAVE HER ANY WAY ANY WHERE...BUT HERE IT COMES AGAIN SHE DID NOT DO HEAD I TRY'D BUT SHE'D JUST LICK&CHOKE AN IT KILLED THE MOOD/ROMANCE YA KNOW. WELL HOPE IT WASENT 2 MUCH @CATINHAT.....  ~ SBB

 
Man, blackcat, u know I have mad love for you, stay off the margaritas! You scared the hell out if me! I have mad love for all clam squad abductees! And Starboyblu, I'll get back to that one! As well as Dave the honorable Clam Squad Leader, and Xegh the Clam squad Mod, ykmmmm, you can be Vice President . Starboyblu, you are a star, you can be Secretary of State. And myself, cat and Blackcat really have everything in charge because we have clams and you don't, so I know you guys must bow down to us! And Starboyblu you naught boy, you must be spanked! But your old enough to be my son, though I feel like you're my younger brother, so it would be hard for me to spank you , a little incestual for me! But honestly , what's up with men, don't you know that us girls have the same if not dirtier minds than you do? I was talking to ykmmm, xoxo! You guys think were these fragile little things , get a bunch of girls together and give us some shots of Yaggerbombs and you would know we are secretly the most kinky sex craved ladies in the world! You boys, that's right, boys, have nothing on us!

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SO U LADIES CALL US BOYS OHH I SEE,BUT THAT CANT BE THE STATUS WHEN UR FK'N WIT ME,CUASE IM A PIMP BY BLOOD 24/7, SO GET FREAK'Y WIT DIS STAR TILL U CLIMAX 2 HEAVEN..NOW COME ON GIRLS WHO'S THE MAN...MR SECRETARY OF STATE OF ALL  U CLAMS HAAAH I THOUGHT U NEW, ALL THEM OTHER BOYZ CANT HANDLE U.WITH THEIR MINUTEMAID PLAIN CALL THEM THE JUICE, AN SQUEEZE  IT UP GIRLS THEY BUY'N ROUNDS 4 U. NOW IF I WAS EAT'N THAT PUSSY ALL LUV'E AN SHIT! ID BE LIKE A MAN WHO DONT USE HIS DICK WHAT....EAT'N CLAM AINT MY STYLE MAYBE TASTE IT, WITH A WET FINGER JUST TOUNGE CHOW FAKE IT, SEE THESE NIGGA'S BE IN LUV WITH EAT'N DAT PUSSY 24/7  TURNED IN 2 WOOSY'S SO FAITHFULL, YA BETTER SWITCH IT AROUND GET'N HEAD FROM ALL THE PRETTY 1'S DAT GO DOWN,NEW ORDER'S THATS WHAT I GIVE, 2 ALL THEM OTHER HOES IN MY BED.NO BOW'N DONT WORK LIKE THAT. I LIKE 2 PULL ON HAIR WHILE YOU GET SMACKED HAAAH  AINT NO TELL'N IF I BE EAT'N THEM CLAMS IT REALLY ALL DEPEND'S IF THEY CALL ME THE MAN. YA MAYBE AFTER A FEW, POUR UP SUM SHOTS AN GET FREAKY WITH YOU!............ /default_tongue.png

 
STARBOYBLU said:
@77.... WELL IF YA READ MY PROFILE U'D NO MY AGE&B-DAY MAMI.SO WHAT CHA GONNA GET DIS STARBOYBABY... /default_tongue.png U GOT TILL DA END OF DA MONTH MAMI!!! BUT WAIT U DNT EVEN KNW WHAT I WANT....DO U? HHM.....ANY IDIEAS GIRL U COULD ASK MY SIS.HEVEANLEE? WELL 4 DA TIME B'N I THIK U CAN PULL SOMETHIG OFF ON THE FLY 4 THIS "BOY"! AN MAKE IT GOOD"77"SEE IVE SEEN IT ALL.OVERSEAS&ISLAND'S 

STATESIDE AN FROM COAST 2 COAST....IMO SOMETIMES ITS JUST THE LITTLE STUFF IF YA GET WHAT I MEAN AN I HOPE U DO....G-LUCK-G

YOUR FRIEND ALLWAYS

STARBOYBABY..... /default_cool.png
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Yeh thats true i think i did look at your profile but i don't believe a damn thing i read on those things so y'know.  I was just seeing if your answer would differ.  I never accused u of not being straight, i was just talkin & chillen & drinkin my day away in the sun  /default_cool.png

I gotta talk to heaven lee to find her ideas on what my papi gonna want. didn't know u2 was so tight but thats awesome, love her!

 
Heavenlee said:
Man, blackcat, u know I have mad love for you, stay off the margaritas! You scared the hell out if me! I have mad love for all clam squad abductees! And Starboyblu, I'll get back to that one! As well as Dave the honorable Clam Squad Leader, and Xegh the Clam squad Mod, ykmmmm, you can be Vice President . Starboyblu, you are a star, you can be Secretary of State. And myself, cat and Blackcat really have everything in charge because we have clams and you don't, so I know you guys must bow down to us! And Starboyblu you naught boy, you must be spanked! But your old enough to be my son, though I feel like you're my younger brother, so it would be hard for me to spank you , a little incestual for me! But honestly , what's up with men, don't you know that us girls have the same if not dirtier minds than you do? I was talking to ykmmm, xoxo! You guys think were these fragile little things , get a bunch of girls together and give us some shots of Yaggerbombs and you would know we are secretly the most kinky sex craved ladies in the world! You boys, that's right, boys, have nothing on us!

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What?  I can have drink here n there, i just said i was gonna step it down a bit &i'm doin good  /default_wub.png xox

 
dave2002 said:
Nice Re-Rail xegh! Thank You for getting us back on track. I gotta quit drinking during the day lol..  It's all your fault 77 lol /default_tongue.png
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Aye, what the hell.  we may as well do it again today.. beautiful weather makes me more apt to look for trouble, though it normally just finds me.  /default_smile.png its all my fault and i don't care ... happy hump day to all my clam squadders.

Nice try Xegh, trying to re-rail the thread but I think we are are just a little too cray to stay on track here sorry ;p

Other threads, like ones with purpose, we are mostly on best behavior /default_smile.png

 
dave2002 said:
I've personally never met any myself but rumor has that yeah somewhere out there are a few chicks who don't dig milkshakes!
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I think, generally, we like them except sometimes the guys shit is gross or problematic so it'll turn someone off.  Problems include: uncircumcised, too small, too big (yep, it happens), smelly, too hairy, fat gut.... and non participation is annoying too, like lemme know you like it or how and my excitement/ activity will increase.  Sit there like a bump on a log, bore me  & I'm out! A good milkshake requires mutual participation under normal circumstances.  

Perfection is when you click so well that words aren't needed

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard - la la, la la la  /default_laugh.png

 
Black cat i could not agree more! Mans gotta holler sum! Unless you sneakin somewhere...hehehehehe

 
Oh yeah also, MANSCAPE! Jesus fuckin cryeeeeest! My boy keeps hisself kleeeeeeeeeeeeen. Es necessario!

 
CatintheHat said:
Black cat i could not agree more! Mans gotta holler sum! Unless you sneakin somewhere...hehehehehe
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 Right on girl - thats what i meant by "under normal circumstances"... Obvs public bj's are hot but must be kept quiet sshhhhh!!!!  /default_ph34r.png

 
@SBB i feel a lot of love at you for respecting the girl like that. Poor thing. Of course there are circumstances and you gotta respect that.

Hair pullin! YEEEEEEEEEHAW! Lol!

 
I love you to death blackcat, spent a half hour writing you back, and somehow I fucking lost it, you fucking stole my line you bitch my milkshake brings all the boys to yard! Lol, but can't agree more, I love a good protein shake, but like black cat said some are really kraits never hairy ones like guys you can shave a little down there and keep it kind a clean and smelly and thinking it just like ooh gross I just can't do this! You can take a razor down there and keep it prim and proper I'm not saying like to get a Brazilian bathing suit shave, but God damn they are fucking excellent it so fucking smooth like a babies ass and you can feel everything it's perfection at its finest like women but just keep it you know clean! I got mad love for all members of the Clam Squad, best people in the world! And blackcat I'm so fucking proud of you! God I'm not one to give the fucking advice look what I did with my life so now I'm retarded saying or giving advice to you I apologize but you know I mean it with every fiber in my being because I love you!

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I told you I swear in you're favorite words it said swag:
SWAG
The most used word in the whole fucking universe. Douche bags use it, your kids use it, your mail man uses it, and your fucking dog uses it. If you got swag, you generally wear those shitty hats side way, and your ass hanging out like a fucking goof cause your pants are half way down your white ass legs. To break down the word, it means (Secretly We Are Gay). It is also a word that means to represent yourself/ the way you represent yourself, baggy clothes, shitty hats, small penis and basically a way to say your afraid to come out of the closet.
So you asked for it, quit being a poser and go to you're gay porn! I you freaking clam pretender !
Xoxoxo lee


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No apologies necessary m'love!  I appreciate all the advice given!  But in the end, our own stupid choices are what we have to make and live with and so on...   All I can be is me and that is faaaaar from perfect.  I'm getting by, things are getting better at home and so of course i'm gonna push my limits some more!  

Thanks Heaven Lee xox

 
I don't think the word SWAG is as derogatory as you claim, babe  I kinda like it! Who said it was their favorite word, btw?

 
Fuck today is a great day for a beer or I love my margaritas as you do as well, I would never say stop, just try to do in moderation, I got my two drink minimum, but my husband says it's not fair because I get double shots in my drink, fuck it's a start ! Love you sweetie, and hell yes I'm gonna have at least a few beers today, Rolling Rock 33, rock on!

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