Describe Your Sex Life With A Video Game Title

[dave2002]

Uh Ohhh ^^^^^^^^^

 

[Guest]

OH GOD DAVE!!!!!  U R KILLING ME!!!!   "esteamed" ??  "clamorous"    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nice klam kleaning truck!  lol!!!

 

[Rizzo.]

I know! The kardashiam klam kleaner had me laughing in tears!!!

 

[bdl]

How many posts do you need before your status turns to the "clam engineer"

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[mickuk]

Street Fighter ??

 

[Rizzo.]

How many posts do you need before your status turns to the "clam engineer"

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I know right?  We should at least be upped to Advanced Clam-bers! Errr, well "member" is a euphemism for the male counterpart of clam so maybe your status is accurate after all.  /default_laugh.png

 

[Xegh]

If the woman is a DIMEEEEEEEEEE, and we just got out the show and she's completely fur-less, I'll eat da butt. Told ya I probably have the dirtiest mind on this board, but there is NO shame in my game /default_wink.png

Xegh, you're a woman?! I always thought you were a dude (No offense, we really haven't gotten to know each other!) So if you are infact a woman, I apologize,

Hate to break it to you but I am a man, wait made you think i was a woman? Ha Ahh the joys of the internet.

Yer maybe only men should be called members and women should be called clams.....

Xegh

 

[Xegh]

Lets just reduce ourselves to our genitalia!

I have a funny story about that word ( genitalia ) a very good friend of mine whos name is Jenna realized  if she married her current bf she would become Jenna Taylor!!! when she told me I died with laughter. There are so many possibilities " have you met my lovely jenna taylor?" haha " I walked my jenna Taylor down the aisle "


Xegh 

 

[dave2002]

Lets just reduce ourselves to our genitalia!

I have a funny story about that word ( genitalia ) a very good friend of mine whos name is Jenna realized  if she married her current bf she would become Jenna Taylor!!! when she told me I died with laughter. There are so many possibilities " have you met my lovely jenna taylor?" haha " I walked my jenna Taylor down the aisle "

Xegh 

hehe That's classic Xegh and one I am sure utilize.

 

[dave2002]

Hate to break it to you but I am a man, wait made you think i was a woman? Ha Ahh the joys of the internet.

Yer maybe only men should be called members and women should be called clams.....

Xegh

I totally agree with the last statement and I am proud to be a contributing member of DBG. In fact i wish i had been a longer member! /default_smile.png Now my goal is to point members in the right direction. Remember all you clams, membership has its privileges!  /default_biggrin.png

 

[Xegh]

Dave you are quite a big member on here, you can walk with pride ...... 


Xegh

 

[dave2002]

Dave you are quite a big member on here, you can walk with pride ...... 

Xegh

Why thank you my fellow member ( now that ykMMM knows your a real member) and I promise that there will be no discrimination towards clam membership. All clams are encouraged to "meat" new members!

 

[Xegh]

clam members are the ones you ought to worry about dave.

 

[Deleted member 7898]

But we are the members of the original super clam squad don't forget it you guys are great I want that T-shirt made please, how do you get it made and if we can I'll send one to all of us!

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[Deleted member 7898]

PS I can't agree more with what Xegh said about Dave you know I love you Dave! But you take the cake! Now we are into clam asses, it's taken on its own direction again this thread is crazy! I love it!

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[Deleted member 7898]

All clam squad members:

LEISURE SUIT LARRY: MAGNUM CUM LAUDE

Or

DEAD OR ALIVE, EXTREME BEACH VOLLEYBALL

Or

PLAYBOY MANSION

Which I have found all three in my sons room! Spank, ouch!

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[dave2002]

Be a good girl Heavenlee and Santa might get you one /default_smile.png

 

[Rizzo.]

But we are the members of the original super clam squad don't forget it you guys are great I want that T-shirt made please, how do you get it made and if we can I'll send one to all of us!

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Oh honey,  u know I love u and I'm down with CLAM SQUAD 4 LYFE YO ....but I ain't wearing that ugly ass t shirt, not even at xmas!!

Please, this is not a personal assault, I'm not even in a bad mood,I'm just saying...  fashion is important to me and a bulky white t shirt that you will look fat in with a weird pic on it is funny to laugh about but, come on, you're not serious? xo

 

[Rizzo.]

Why thank you my fellow member ( now that ykMMM knows your a real member) and I promise that there will be no discrimination towards clam membership. All clams are encouraged to "meat" new members!

Glad we cleared that up for ykmmmmmm :/  that was awkward

I'm glad we clams are encouraged to "meat members", just as long as they are not required to be dbg'r's.  I just asked for a tasty protein shake from my bf's member and he actually said yes.  TMI!  Sorry, I'm pretty happy about it & had to announce it somewhere.  I figure, a public forum would be the best place to share the news.  It was yummy and long overdue!  /default_wub.png No clam action, even though I was clammando when I went in for the kill.

 

[Deleted member 7898]

I love wearing my husband's T-shirts to bed but no to wearing that fucking thing out hell no, but bedwear, hell yeah! Pm'ing you tonight, I feel terribly giving you advice! I'd sleep so good thinking of you guys you are the best people I have met , better than people I know in my neighborhood who judge the "heroin addict" and I haven't shot dope in 14 years! I tried to plant flowers

Not Marijuana in my front yard and I get to hear all day these little young punk ass kids yelling junkie and dope fiend out the freaking window and hiding, I was minding my business not bothering anybody and have to put up with that shit? Is an adult allowed to beat up little kids just kidding?

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