What Is The Best Part Of Being A Woman? Being A Man?

[Honda36]

I'm glad I'm a man. I couldn't even imagine child birth or for that matter monthly periods. I'm a big baby when it comes to pain...lol

 

[underdog]

Well I'll say the obvious. Best part of being a man is peeing standing up(and being able to pee almost anywhere).

Women can pee standing up too, seen it! (She said it takes a little practice)

 

[Beautymeat]

pissing standing up, no doubt about it a GREAT thing to be a man

 

[Guest]

I really like having boobs. Mine just grew in to a respectable size about three years or so ago and i love them. I hate being too emotional sometimes.

I really love the male body. My bf is sleeping on his tummy right now and I just love the whole shoulder/back/butt/thigh thing he has going on. Hos thighs are....ughhh....yummy. He does lots of leg presses. Ok my mouth is watering now.......

 

[bunnies]

i'm with CatintheHat - boobs are awesome. having boobs forever, even better.  i also like having hips and booty.  i don't like having to use women's public toilets though, and i'm not really very tolerant of sitting around with a bunch of gossiping women which is what 99% of my female friends seems to always do when we get together.  really boring.

 

[PTFC]

I love sitting down for a pee, just for a treat now and again haha. I just like being a guy anyway, it's all I have ever known! Girls rule though, with their magnificent abdomens and natural beauty. I hate that airbrushed unattainable celebrity nonsense.

 

[Guest]

I love sitting down for a pee, just for a treat now and again haha. I just like being a guy anyway, it's all I have ever known! Girls rule though, with their magnificent abdomens and natural beauty. I hate that airbrushed unattainable celebrity nonsense.

So many guys sit down and pee!

 

[2earls]

So many guys sit down and pee!

I actually trained my husband to sit and pee at home. No more toilet seats left up or pee splatter on the floor. One of my better ideas!

 

[Roger]

I actually trained my husband to sit and pee at home. No more toilet seats left up or pee splatter on the floor. One of my better ideas!

That is SO great!!!

 

[PTFC]

My accuracy is spot on! Seat up is a must though, a pishy toilet seat is just bad manners hahaha. You can get those glow in the dark targets to put in the bowl too for practice

 

[Guest]

My exhubby used to piss me off! Pee everywhere, all over the bathroom. I had to ask him to sit.....even though he. Already did sometimes. He is blind tho..........

But of you are blind you should know to sit, right?

 

[headbanger]

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

 

[yellowbelly]

I actually trained my husband to sit and pee at home. No more toilet seats left up or pee splatter on the floor. One of my better ideas!

Wow! Really? Can he roll over and fetch too? /default_tongue.png

 

[2earls]

Wow! Really? Can he roll over and fetch too? /default_tongue.png

You betcha; )

 

[Guest]

Fetching is a very important quality in a hubby.

 

[Phrenicz]

I actually trained my husband to sit and pee at home. No more toilet seats left up or pee splatter on the floor. One of my better ideas!

I love you 2E, but if we were married and you asked me to sit down for a piss, you'd be out the door!!.. Or I would : )

 

[Phrenicz]

Unless we swapped, I'd sit down and you'd have to stand up? : )

 

[2earls]

I love you 2E, but if we were married and you asked me to sit down for a piss, you'd be out the door!!.. Or I would : )

Ah, my dear, that is why love often does not end in marriage. But you never know, I believe in compromise, I might stand up if I was more accurate.

 

[Bloom]

Fetching is a very important quality in a hubby.

My former spouse never liked the term "fetch." He said it made him sound like a dog....which is he is!!!!!

Bloom

 

[Guest]

Did he say "quit trying to make 'fetch' happen!"?