LOL, it's not your fault man. But I appreciate the sentiment. I took Kratom for more than 2 weeks, that's for sure. I used it to prevent WDs from Oc and Hc initially. And then it got to be where I'd stay on it until I got restocked on my meds then when I ran out I'd get back on etc.... At most it was a gram or two of the Bali twice a day. The longest I took it straight, meaning every day (w/o anything else), was probably 6 weeks to 2 months. Getting off it was terrible. Up for over 4 days straight (I couldn't stay still for more than a minute during that time), terrible hot and cold flashes, the usual opiate back pain times 2, awful ringing in my ears, and the worst was the unparalleled anxiety (it felt like I literally couldn't ever catch my breath). I didn't feel "normal" for at least 12-14 days. I've been around the block many times before, and I can deal with the typical 48 hour Opi detox, but this was so much worse.
Now I'm not saying this is typical at all, everybody is a bit different. But when I first started with K, I read up on it quite a bit and found several sources that it was a wonder drug because A - it helps with pain (not with me it didn't), B - it's legal (except in Indiana) and C - you won't get physically hooked, i.e. there won't be any WDs. Well I stupidly fell for that last part hook, line and sinker. By the time I realized it was bullshit, I was too scared to get off. And in the end I paid a long, tortuous price.
In moderation I suppose it can help, but like I said, I'm through dancing with that devil. If I'm ever facing Opi detox again I'll bite the bullet and deal with it. 2-3 days of feeling like crap is much better than 4-5 of feeling like you're dying bullshit.